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NYU boy: What are you guys doing tonight?
NYU girl: We might be going to a frat party in Queens.
NYU boy: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
NYU girl: You wanna go?
NYU boy: Yeah, sure.
--3rd Ave & 11th St
Hyperactive seven-year-old: Mom! Let me lick your ear! Come here, let me suck it!
Disgusted mother: Boy, I ain't your girl!
--2 Train
► final fantasy 28
► gundam 00; 13
► katekyo hitman reborn!; 14
► umineko naku koro ni; 19
► studio key; (AIR, clannad) 10


Oooh, that peese will adds nicely to mai kollecshun unner teh fridge!
wile ur down der, can u git mah mowsie?
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We had a blue pigment explosion in the basement, as you can see by Tippy's blueness...but she's still cute!!!
White guy to black kid in subway doorway: Don't stop right in the doorway, you punk! Don't yell at me for running into you when you stopped in front of me!
Black kid: Yo, dude, if I were really, really black, I'd kill you right now!
--F Train

Editor Kitty proofreads a column.
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Woman: So I brought Elizabeth to New York and she was obsessed with escalators!
Friend: What?
Woman: Yea, every store we went to she had to ride the escalator! She got mad at me if she saw one that I didn't take her on. I had all this stuff planned for her: shopping, a bus tour, a Broadway musical... she just wanted to ride escalators!
Friend: That's hilarious. How old is she?
Woman: Eighteen.
--FIlene's Basement Escalators, Union Square
Overheard by: K Melv
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YAWNING Yep, it’s contagious.
watch awt 4 dat oranj as well.
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Read Article: What is an Antipope? When is a Pope Not a Pope?
Antipopes: What is an Antipope? When is a Pope Not a Pope? originally appeared on About.com Agnosticism / Atheism on Thursday, January 7th, 2010 at 15:00:00.
His class was going to go on a field trip to a museum; his parents denied the trip and scrawled their reasons why on the note.

That's just sad. And it happens fairly often; a few years ago, our university theater group put on a play about tolerance for local schools, and the notes from parents refusing to allow their kids to see it flooded in. It's just not that often that one of those notes get scanned and put up on Failblog.
Read the comments on this post...Metro-north conductor: This train has five cars open.
Drunk teenage girl: Your mom has five cars open! Your mom's fellatio lips are open too!
(trio sits in row in front of girl and friend)
Drunk girl: I hate you, don't sit here. We're all going to throw up on you. Why are you still here? No one likes you.
Girl's friend: Why are you so drunk?
Drunk girl: That's something we'll never know.
--Metro-North

Brothers, I recommend we go on a fullblown strike, since a slowdown wouldn’t really be noticed.
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The (rather old) humanist idea of being good without God goes very little beyond simple catch-phrases like "Be good for goodness' sake." Without a God or a created order, morality becomes relative and each person ends up deciding for himself or herself what will be best, even if that means not respecting other persons.
Although the humanist admonishes us not to harm others, this principle itself ends up being relative and consequently ineffective. Only when others are seen as God's creatures made in his image and likeness is there a real basis for the moral imperative to respect them.
Source: The Washington Post
Of course, Christians like Thomas Bohlin can't demonstrate that there is some sort of god-created moral order, so his entire argument is ultimately based on the idea that belief in such an order is better than the lack of belief in such an order. When we look at history, though, we don't find that people who believe in gods or a god-given moral order are any more moral than atheists -- and we certainly don't find them treating other human beings any better.
The reality is that people do end up deciding for themselves what's best, though in the context of what their cultures and religions teach, with some attributing those decisions to gods and others taking personal responsibility for those decisions. Atheists who take responsibility for their decisions can engage in discussions about how good or reasonable their decisions are. Theists who attribute their decisions to a god are removing their decisions from critique, discussion, or debate. Thus no matter what the consequences or effects on people, those with the political, social, or religious power to make decisions for others don't have to apologize.
Maybe that's why so many priests felt entitled to rape children while their superiors felt entitled to hide this from the legal authorities, moving the predators around so that they could keep molesting children.
Thomas G. Bohlin: Atheists Can't Be Good Without God originally appeared on About.com Agnosticism / Atheism on Thursday, January 7th, 2010 at 12:00:48.
One of those lunatic religious right sites compiled a list of the top ten "anti-christian attacks" of 2009…and the pathetic thing about it is how feeble and largely imaginary the attacks are. They range from a rantin' anti-choice pastor getting arrested for harassing women at a clinic to the existence of those uppity gays who complain when Christians lie about homosexuality. There isn't one crucifixion or involuntary lion-feeding on the whole list. Read this dissection of the compilation — those poor guys are really desperate for some notable oppression.
Read the comments on this post...Some stunning fossil trackways have been discovered in Poland. The remarkable thing about them is that they're very old, about 395 million years old, and they are clearly the tracks of tetrapods. Just to put that in perspective, Tiktaalik, probably the most famous specimen illustrating an early stage of the transition to land, is younger at 375 million years, but is more primitive in having less developed, more fin-like limbs. So what we've got is a set of footprints that tell us the actual age of the transition by vertebrates from water to land had to be much, much earlier than was expected, by tens of millions of years.
Here are the trackways. Note that what they show is distinct footprints from both the front and hind limbs, not drag marks, and all that that implies: these creatures had jointed limbs with knees and elbows and lifted them and swung them forward to plant in the mud. They were real walkers.


They were also big, approximately 2 meters long. What you see here is a detailed scan of one of the footprints of this beast; no fossils of the animal itself have been found, so it's being compared to the feet of Ichthyostega and Acanthostega, two later tetrapods. There are definite similarities, with the biggest obvious difference being how much larger the newly-discovered animal is. Per Ahlberg makes an appearance in a video to talk about the size and significance of the mystery tetrapod.

What's it all mean? Well, there's the obvious implication that if you want to find earlier examples of the tetrapod transition, you should look in rocks that are about 400 million years old or older. However, it's a little more complicated than that, because the mix of existing fossils tells us that there were viable, long-lasting niches for a diversity of fish, fishapods, and tetrapods that temporally coexisted for a long period of time; the evolution of these animals was not about a constant linear churn, replacing the old model with the new model every year. Comparing them to cars, it's like there was a prolonged window of time in which horse-drawn buggies, Stanley Steamers, Model Ts, Studebakers, Ford Mustangs, and the Honda Civic were all being manufactured simultaneously and were all competitive with each other in specific markets…and that window lasted for 50 million years. Paleontologists are simply sampling bits and pieces of the model line-up and trying to sort out the relationships and timing of their origin.
The other phenomenon here is a demonstration of the spottiness of the fossil record. The Polish animal has left us no direct fossil remains; the rocks where its footprints were found formed in an ancient tide flat or lagoon, which is not a good location for the preservation of bones. This suggests that tetrapods may have first evolved in these kinds of marine environments, and only later expanded their ranges to live in the vegetated margins of rivers, where the flow of sediments is much more conducive to burial and preservation of animal remains. That complicates the story, too; not only do we have diverse stages of the tetrapod transition happily living together in time, but there may be a bit of selective fossilization going on, that only preserves some of the more derived forms living in taphonomically favorable environments.
Niedzwiedzki G, Szrek P, Narkiewicz K, Narkiewicz M, Ahlberg PE (2010) Tetrapod trackways from the early Middle Devonian period of Poland. Nature 463(7277): 43-48.
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