"Argumentum ad Physticobutyrum"
"The Argument from Peanut Butter"
Here is an oldie but goodie:
Yes, it's the old Argumentum ad Physticobutyrum. You see, Evilution is wrong 'cause life can't spontaneously come from peanut butter.
Atheists need to be physticobutyrophobes (peanut butter-phobes) now.
Physticobutyrophobia (Modern Greek φυστικοβούτυρο) is the fear of peanut butter.
Yuck... beware the badly-formed word arachibutyrophobia.
LWotP: physticobutyrum -i n. "peanut butter" (Vocabulum Milleri).